The page I will master

My page is 191; and I picked the following words from that page to memorize:

"sitting on your crooked sixpenny stile, an unfrillfrocked quackfriar, you (will you for the laugh of Sheekspair just help mine with the epithet?) semisemitic serendipitist, you (thanks, I think that describes you) Europasianised Afferyank!"

I thought it was funny, the sound and the words. It's very "you." Whatever it means. I'm curious about the phrase "Europasianised Afferyank" I remember once in high school, someone told me to make a baby with a Finland man to make a "Finasian" baby; so my first thought was that "Europasianised" means someone who is of European and Asian descent, but the ised makes me think it means someone who has experienced a blended upbringing of European and Asian customs, or maybe was encultured or switched. I have no idea about the Afferyank. . .maybe it's an afterthought? I like the sound though. "You Afferyank!" I'd like to hear a kid say that on a playground. That would make me smile.