Genie's Response to Maple Sausage

I walked in the door, and opened my mouth wide as a tantalizing smell breezed by. "Wonderful," I said. "Delicious. Food of the gods! Sizzling, I can hear it, smell it, breathe it in. This is divine, mouthwatering, amazing- blows my mind, the tastes! Nothing could top it, nothing could be better, except maybe dark chocolate oranges on one of those days, but right now nothing could hit the spot better. It is savory, sweet, it is "the shit," not literally, but basically a perfect example of what breakfast foods should be."

*Jimmy Dean's Maple Sausage is so good. Yum :)